Life Imitates Blogging

“This is why I hope we never explore the cosmos, and go to other planets: any intelligent life we find there is bound to be declared an Enemy.”Antiwar.com blog, October 13

“Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani yesterday said preparedness will be key for all crises, even an attack from outer space. During a town hall meeting in Exeter [New Hampshire], a young questioner asked the former New York mayor about his plan to protect Earth. “If (there’s) something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?” the boy asked….

“Giuiani: ‘Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens.'”New Hampshire Union-Leader, October 15.

9 thoughts on “Life Imitates Blogging”

  1. There is credible intelligence hidden in Syria that proves Rudy Giuliani is in fact an alien.

  2. I’m sorry Mr. Giuliani, but your plans to counter an alien invasion are probably as well thought out as placing your emergency command center in the Trade towers. With regard to a flying saucer attack, with their laser beams and gamma projectors, there’ll be nothing on earth to protect us. When they arrive out of the skies, they’ll be frying us alive.

  3. “Don’t be silly, little boy – how can I know in advance what the Israel lobby would want me to do if that happened?”

  4. I believe that Rudy’s heart and brain were spirited out of NYC in the wake of 9-11 and are now hidden in the Bekaa Valley.

  5. I think Frank Zappa once said that any alien race intelligent enough to find us would also be intelligent enough to stay away from us.

  6. “You’ll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people .” P. T. Barnum

    Be careful in that for which you ask, you may actually get it…

  7. “If (there’s) something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?” the boy asked….
    “Giuiani: ‘Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens.’” — New Hampshire Union-Leader, October 15.

    Yes, I can just imagine Giuliani, Commander-In-Chief of America’s elite fleet of interplanetary and interstellar battle cruisers in hot persuit of interstellar terrorist Ugata b’Qidenmee — Special forces smoking him out of his secret lair on the far side of the Moon. Only to let him escape at the last minute. At least it will keep planet Earth united under a central authority figure. Right?

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