Comments on: Life Imitates Blogging

By: Jack Markof

Jack Markof — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:38:25 +0000

More aliens here, the illegal kind who are getting put through hell by a corporation scarier than Giuliani Ink.

Some people are buying it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ailocf7Ia3Y

http://www.4continentscapitalmanagement.co.uk/

By: M

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:36:11 +0000

“If (there’s) something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?” the boy asked…. “Giuiani: ‘Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens.’” — New Hampshire Union-Leader, October 15. Yes, I can just imagine Giuliani, Commander-In-Chief of America's elite fleet of interplanetary and interstellar battle cruisers in hot persuit of interstellar terrorist Ugata b'Qidenmee -- Special forces smoking him out of his secret lair on the far side of the Moon. Only to let him escape at the last minute. At least it will keep planet Earth united under a central authority figure. Right?

By: Roscoe

Roscoe — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:05:12 +0000

“You’ll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people .” P. T. Barnum

Be careful in that for which you ask, you may actually get it…

By: ChrisBaker

ChrisBaker — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:28:15 +0000

I think Frank Zappa once said that any alien race intelligent enough to find us would also be intelligent enough to stay away from us.

By: mikemorris

mikemorris — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:44:21 +0000

I believe that Rudy’s heart and brain were spirited out of NYC in the wake of 9-11 and are now hidden in the Bekaa Valley.

By: Mark Williams

Mark Williams — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:30:27 +0000

“Don’t be silly, little boy – how can I know in advance what the Israel lobby would want me to do if that happened?”

By: IanEvergood

IanEvergood — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:44:46 +0000

I’m sorry Mr. Giuliani, but your plans to counter an alien invasion are probably as well thought out as placing your emergency command center in the Trade towers. With regard to a flying saucer attack, with their laser beams and gamma projectors, there’ll be nothing on earth to protect us. When they arrive out of the skies, they’ll be frying us alive.

By: Green Party Guy

Green Party Guy — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:52:05 +0000

Rudy and the rest of the neocons should be sent to the moon to act as an early warning system.

By: Ron the Red

Ron the Red — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:43:58 +0000

There is credible intelligence hidden in Syria that proves Rudy Giuliani is in fact an alien.