He said he’ll buy whoever does this a car. It just needs to make to to major news coverage.

“Screwing with Rudy

This is a great idea I had years and years ago, but it’s still good and would work today.
If somebody does this, and makes the national news, I’ll buy you a car.

At a football game, there’s a guy on the sidelines with a pole and on top of the pole there are
numbers that he flips for each down. When there’s a first down, he flips the numbers until
a giant “1″ is showing so the quarterback can keep track of the downs. Let’s say the team
gets five yeards on the next play, so the fella turns the numbers and now it says “2.”

OK, so here’s what we do to Rudy:

You go to one of his speeches with your pole made up with more than numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Each time Rudy says “9-11,” you flip the numbers like the guy at the football game.

At first, you probably won’t even be noticed, but as time goes by, and Rudy says “9-11″
6-8 times, people might start to notice. Pretty soon, as the numbers get up to, say, twenty,
the people might start to take notice and they might even start laughing.

Joe Biden had a great line about Rudy, “All he ever says is one noun, one verb and 9-11.”
Rudy thinks he can “9-11″ himself into the White House and I say he can’t.

Pretty soon people will start laughing every time he says “9-11,”
so why don’t we start them laughing right now?”

twat 1656, of unknown origin. A general term of abuse since 1920s.

The T-word occupies a special niche in literary history, however, thanks to a horrible mistake by Robert Browning, who included it in ‘Pippa Passes’ (1841) without knowing its true meaning. ‘The owls and bats,/Cowls and twats,/Monks and nuns,/In a cloister’s moods.’ Poor Robert! He had been misled into thinking the word meant ‘hat’ by its appearance in ‘Vanity of Vanities,’ a poem of 1660, containing the treacherous lines: ‘They’d talk’t of his having a Cardinalls Hat,/They’d send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat.’ (There is a lesson here about not using words unless one is very sure of their meaning.) [Hugh Rawson, "Wicked Words," 1989]

MML should look up the suffix, which is ancient Greek.

And certainly in English is it also a noun. The subtilty over MML’s head is that if I say, “Where the Zionist congregate”, for example, as behind Biden, it is an adjective used as a noun.

“Twat”? Care to grace the forum with the etymology?

Pot calling the kettle a hack.