Comments on: NORAD Tracks Mr. Santa’s Wild Ride

By: A. G. Phillbin

A. G. Phillbin — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:18:13 +0000

I believe you are proving that nationalists have no sense of humor, to the point that you actually believe that the author is actually complaining about NORAD tracking Santa. You must actually think the author believes in Santa Claus. Can’t you just play along with the joke?

By: Winston

Winston — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:42:20 +0000

I suspect they get those locations from the claimed locations of those who call in to find the location of Santa.

Unfortunately, Santa was shot down approaching Alaska. All ten ballistic missile defense interceptors were expended in the effort, so we are now left completely exposed to an extremely dangerous imaginary threat.

By: BobbyMac

BobbyMac — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 07:25:20 +0000

All I’m pointing out is this NORAD Santa tracking is just something fun for kids to follow. It’s got nothing to do with Bush, Chistians, 9/11. People volunteer to do it. NORAD/Google had Santa in Algeria, Ethiopia, Japan, Libya, Myanmar. Non-Christian places the last I checked.

By: A. G. Phillbin

A. G. Phillbin — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:54:07 +0000

Does Santa Claus land in non-Christian places? He is, after all, the true god of Christmas! Now, the Born Agains would have this whole thing sewn up if only they could convince all the world’s children that Santa won’t leave presents if they don’t believe in Jesus!

By: BobbyMac

BobbyMac — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:17:09 +0000

He’s the one that wrote a long story about it. Santa not landing in Iran & Israel???…LOL. You tell me?

By: BobbyMac

BobbyMac — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:12:25 +0000

Just curious. Did NORAD shot down FLT 93 or did the passengers bring it down? If you believe NORAD shot it down then they did their job. Imagine NORAD shooting down 2 passenger jets because they were off course. The uproar in this country if that had happened. And believing a story put out by GW that they were going to fly into buildings! Just scare mongering. What proof did you have?

By: dR

dR — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:46:35 +0000

It’s about as festive as a Santa Hat on top of the Death Star.

By: dR

dR — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:46:11 +0000

It’s about as festive as a Xmas stocking on the side of the Death Star.

By: the legendary Bill

the legendary Bill — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:42:55 +0000

NORAD should have been 1/2 as vigilant on 9-11..

By: BEEBS

BEEBS — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:39:36 +0000

I heard that a predator drone hit Santa’s sleigh in Afghanistan. “They” thought it was a wedding party.

By: Bob Bogus

Bob Bogus — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:19:13 +0000

Ah, tracking Santa. Ain’t that nice. Like our government masters keep tellin’ us, everything they do is fer da childern.

By: Skulz Fontaine

Skulz Fontaine — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:04:45 +0000

In an unrelated and little reported event, Santa was shot down over Wasilla, Alaska by Sarah Palin’s ‘Praetorian Guard’ contingent. Ms. Palin reported that “she thought the reindeer and sleigh were from Russia and heck, one just can’t be too careful when dealing with the Rooskies!”