Obama’s Drones Wittily Impaled on Twitter

Someone started a thread on Twitter yesterday with the hashtag #TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones

Here are some of the most amusing zingers thus far –

The Best Thing About Obama’s Drones is….

FWIW – I’m on Twitter at @jimbovard

3 thoughts on “Obama’s Drones Wittily Impaled on Twitter”

  1. Pinocchio nose grows whenever he lies unlike Obama his ears grow whenever he fools American fools.
    I will take these propagandized cartoons more seriously only if Obama tell the truth that he never told American fools that most of Obama Dronamatic Payloads are controlled by Taliban boys not by Boeing Fatass Boys in Mojave Desert. Drones are eliminating Taliban Rivals. Courtesy of Langley Grafted Bitches.

  2. The White Letter from The White House smells not quite like a White Rose
    by michael hall

    First obama murdered children inside of foreign nations
    the people shopped at walmart to show their displeasure
    then obama assassinated children in countries we were not war with
    so flags & troops were honored at every sports game in the land

    Some lawyers screamed foul as did the few with conscience like Chomsky, Hedges & Blum
    but their voices were drowned out by the silence of the bored & apathetic the meekly submissive
    still the good loyal citizens did scream for more guns as their constitutional right
    & american idol worship tonight is supposed to be a killer so guess which takes priority?

    Then obama & the exalted mighty military murdered an unarmed american across the pond
    so what did the people then do you ask?
    they swallowed a blue pill sunk their head deeper into the rabbit hole and breathed patriotically
    hush hush now little children its all a transparent secret nothing to see here just move along

    While a depressed american teenager with his cousin out looking for his murdered father
    stopped along a dirt road in the middle of a vast desert praying for his dad
    in the middle of a cookout sitting around the fire alone these two american kids
    without warning silence was broken by terrorism & they were subsequently droned to smithereens

    Ah but some fires did light up more intensely this time
    so obama & his bunch of hooligans had to reluctantly crawl out of their dark dungeon
    they argued with legal thickets of sharpened stakes, moats, pickets, shielded by secrets & lies atop turrets no one could reach
    through a tapestry of intricate semantics innuendos & bizarre definitions they claimed they were upholding the constitution oxymoronically tagging this odium as wise and ethical

    Claiming the research was so sensitive & so secret that it could not be revealed
    our heroes would then be exposed to violence & that would be quite unamerican
    if that happened whistleblowers then would be scapegoated & we know what happens to them
    do you really think that renditions & retaliatory vengeance are deeds of the past?

    Cattle mooed as they contentedly chewed the cud of american idol worship
    sheep bleated via indoctrination by years of cognitive brainwashing and dissonance bleaching
    the superbowl was a commercial success & beyonce lip-synced flawlessly again
    & the flags, ah, the flags flew so high & piously, almost above it all, but did i see, a bloodstain, a tear or was it smoke?

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