a Giant Cereal Commercial"
Historical Intrigue Did FDR Know About the Attack Beforehand?
is Pointedly Ignored"
Melodramatic and Too Long and That's the Good News"
Film That Will Live in Infamy"
Don't Like It"
Harbor' Sinks (Nice Lighting, Though)
Biggest, and Most Expensive, Waste of Time in Several Years"
Have So Many Spent So Much On So Little"
Unremarkable Action Movie ... Stunning Banality ... Directed Without Grace,
Wision or Originality"
Brontosaurus of a Movie"
Vets Give 'Pearl' Thumbs Down
Sinks Flag-Waving 'Pearl Harbor'
Waterlogged Catastrophe That Looks and Feels Phony in Every Detail"
Many Phony, Padded Scenes ... Dusty Dialogue ... Weak Use of Newsreel
Material, Dull Attempts at Montage"
Dumb, Soulless Behemoth"
Hollow-hearted Industrial Enterprise ... Lame Comedy, Dubious History,
Fumbling Drama and a Love Story So Inept as to Make a Pacifist Long
Kind of Crap That Deserves to be Slapped Silly ... The Desperate Pretentiousness
is Enough to Make You Sick"
Jingoistic, Timid, Naive and Ultimately Inconsequential"
Budget Roman Candle Bombs"
Cliché-Ridden ... Bombs Have the Best Part"
Dud ... Like Every Overblown TV Miniseries You've Hated Yourself for
Having Been Suckered Into"
Corny, Predictable and Interminable"
Disorienting Collage of Blurred Impressions ... Close-ups That Resemble
Invasive Nasal Surgery"
Bad ... Syrupy, Nonsensical, Curiously Unmoving ... A Puppet Show With
Unaffecting, Cliche-riddled Bore"
Harbor Sinks Fast
Dud of an Emotional Bomb ... As Thin as Weak Gruel"
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