Issue: 27 November
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Labour’s police state
Upon arrival at Charing Cross, I was subjected to the
as-seen-on-TV rigmarole of being booked in by the desk sergeant.
Most of the questions focused on my racial origin and HIV status.
They asked if I had a craving for non-prescription drugs, and if I
required any religious paraphernalia. My belt and personal effects
were removed, and after a statutory telephone call to my lawyer I
was ‘banged up’.
By this time it was about 12.20 and I spent the next three hours
dozing on a wooden bench. At about 4.30 p.m., my solicitor had
arrived and it was time for an ‘interview under caution’. First, I
had to be fingerprinted. The police constable who had originally
flagged me down reappeared, and began the arduous business of
‘processing’ me. The man’s lack of competence was comical. He had
problems applying my fingers to what appeared to be a sophisticated
and expensive fingerprint-scanning machine, and with each failed
attempt he became angrier and angrier. Tired and fed up, I gave in
to the temptation to needle him. ‘Having problems with your new
toy?’ I asked. He replied, ‘Shut the fuck up, you arsehole.’
He was no better at operating the tape recorder used for my
interview. Much fumbling of cassettes was followed by screeching
noises from the equipment. During the interview itself, I found him
inarticulate, incompetent and only tenuously in control of his
temper.
After the interview, I was re-introduced to my cell. I understood
from my solicitor that the same police constable would speak to the
Crown Prosecution Service, and a decision would be made about
whether to charge me formally. I was also told that if the policeman
had wanted to, he could have let me off with a caution after my car
had been searched and the penknife and baton discovered.
Sitting in my cell, I thought a bit about the way I had been
treated. For the police to be behaving like this at a time when we
are all concerned about terrorism and street crime, and when
resources are stretched and manpower is limited, seemed
extraordinary. It was also, I decided, in direct contrast to the
qualities of professionalism, endurance and discipline that are the
hallmark of Britain’s armed forces. I have (now long outdated)
personal experience of two training establishments, the old Guards’
Depot at Pirbright and the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst, both
of which are successful in creating tough but professional men who
are in control of their actions and able to make sensible decisions
under pressure. Whether on the streets of Belfast, in the mountains
of Bosnia or in the deserts of Iraq, lieutenants and second
lieutenants as young as 19 and 20 provide the linchpin between
senior officers and rank-and-file men on the ground.
And this, I suspect, is the problem with the police — they have
no proper training and no officer corps. The old adage goes ‘there
is no such thing as bad soldiers, only bad officers’. The scruffy,
overweight, badly turned-out, ill-mannered policemen I encountered
at Charing Cross police station were desperately in need of decent
leadership.
So I was not surprised when I was brought back before the desk
sergeant and told that the CPS had made the decision to go ahead and
charge me with possessing an offensive weapon and carrying a bladed
instrument in public. I was bailed to appear at Bow Street
magistrates’ court and informed that I was free to leave.
As I was about to pass through the door to freedom, I am ashamed
to say that I snapped. The knowledge that we could, so easily, have
avoided the whole drawn-out, expensive and upsetting procedure was
too much for me. I turned to the police constable and said, ‘You
really are a prize wanker.’ At this point, and in full view of my
solicitor, he lost it. He grabbed my lapels, and pushed me up
against the wall. My solicitor yelled, ‘You have just assaulted my
client!’
Four other police officers rushed into the corridor, accompanied
by the desk sergeant. ‘Right, rearrest him: public order, breach of
the peace,’ shouted the sergeant at me. ‘You’ll be spending the
night here.’ My solicitor said that she wanted the assault entered
in the daybook, and that we would be bringing an action. So they let
me go.
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