Stuff I Hate

by | Jul 13, 2004 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

I hate Michael Moore for making me defend Bush.
I hate Bush for making me defend Michael Moore.
I hate Bush for making me root for Democrats.
I hate Kerry for making me agree with Ralph Nader.
And Edwards. I hate Edwards, too. Mostly because I can’t stand his corny face. And because of his creepy Israel obsession.
I hate the US Military for making me support Islamic fanatics.
I hate Islamic fanatics for making me support Iraq’s newest jackboots.
And I hate Bush again for making me support Saddam!

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