{"id":13084,"date":"2011-12-07T12:30:36","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T20:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/?p=13084"},"modified":"2011-12-07T12:32:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T20:32:53","slug":"to-mark-this-solemn-day-im-having-a-luau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/07\/to-mark-this-solemn-day-im-having-a-luau\/","title":{"rendered":"To Mark This Solemn Day, I’m<\/i> Having a Luau"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s hardest-hitting news story: “You’ll Never Guess What The Obama Kids’ School Is Serving For Lunch Today<\/a>.”
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\nDon’t care? Well, you should. It’s a “heavily Japanese-inspired menu, which includes Asian mushroom and oriental noodle soup, garlic roasted edamame, teriyaki chicken, and other more generally Asian options.” <\/p>\n

Hellooooo!<\/em> It’s Pearl Harbor Day, when we should shun all things Japanese. I went out and spit on my Honda this morning, and there will be no garlic-roasted edamame under my roof until midnight.<\/p>\n

A minor point, but I’m sure you noticed it: the Obamas and other Washington elites send their children to a school<\/a> run by the Quakers. Maybe a reporter with time to kill will look into that incongruity<\/a> someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today’s hardest-hitting news story: “You’ll Never Guess What The Obama Kids’ School Is Serving For Lunch Today.” Don’t care? Well, you should. It’s a “heavily Japanese-inspired menu, which includes Asian mushroom and oriental noodle soup, garlic roasted edamame, teriyaki chicken, and other more generally Asian options.” Hellooooo! It’s Pearl Harbor Day, when we should shun […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,56,3],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-13084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-japan","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"meta_box":{"disable_donate_message":"","custom_donate_message":"","subtitle":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13084"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13100,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions\/13100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13084"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=13084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}