{"id":1672,"date":"2005-01-20T18:41:49","date_gmt":"2005-01-21T01:41:49","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-01-20T18:41:49","modified_gmt":"2005-01-21T01:41:49","slug":"comic-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/20\/comic-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"Comic Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re not watching C-Span2 right now, please start. It&#8217;s the International ANSWER counter-inaugural demonstration, and it&#8217;s a laff riot. Karl Rove paid these imbeciles to show up, right? And what is it with leftists and chants? <\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;No blood for oil\/US off Iraqi soil!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No justice, no peace\/US out of Middle East!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop the war, recall the troops\/To liberate the chicken coops!&#8221;<\/I><\/p>\n<p>OK, I made up the last one, but why do lefties believe in the self-evident consanguinity of the antiwar, gay and lesbian, and animal rights movements? Michael Berg, God bless him, just blamed K-Mart for the war on Iraq. Sheesh.<\/p>\n<p>Bush couldn&#8217;t ask for better enemies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re not watching C-Span2 right now, please start. It&#8217;s the International ANSWER counter-inaugural demonstration, and it&#8217;s a laff riot. Karl Rove paid these imbeciles to show up, right? And what is it with leftists and chants? &#8220;No blood for oil\/US off Iraqi soil!&#8221; &#8220;No justice, no peace\/US out of Middle East!&#8221; &#8220;Stop the war, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[676],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-antiwar-movement"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"meta_box":{"disable_donate_message":"","custom_donate_message":"","subtitle":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1672"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}