{"id":1965,"date":"2005-03-29T14:43:15","date_gmt":"2005-03-29T21:43:15","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-03-29T14:43:15","modified_gmt":"2005-03-29T21:43:15","slug":"oh-those-eye-talians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/29\/oh-those-eye-talians\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, those Eye-talians!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I went to my favorite website &#8212; I need <i>humor<\/i> in the early hours, and David Horowitz&#8217;s Frontpage never fails to deliver, albeit unintentionally &#8212; and was definitely not disappointed by the screaming headline above David Horowitz&#8217;s &#8220;blog&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.frontpagemag.com\/blog\/BlogEntry.asp?ID=445\">Saddam Hussein website comes to the defense of Juan Cole and Justin Raimondo and attacks us<\/a>&#8220;!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I thought, Saddam Hussein has a website? Wow! They sure are getting lenient in Iraqi prisons these days! But on reading further, it turns out that Saddam ain&#8217;t bloggin&#8217; &#8212; it&#8217;s those Eye-talians!:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;A website devoted to attacking the American &#8216;occupation&#8217; of Iraq and hosted improbably by Italians supporting Iraq&#8217;s incarcerated former dictator (it solemnly posts &#8220;special reports on the trial of President Saddam Hussein&#8221;) has sprung to the defense of Professor Juan Cole whose sympathies for America&#8217;s Islamist enemies has been subjected to withering scrutiny by FrontPage writer, Professor Steven Plaut.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Watch out, dude: I wouldn&#8217;t mess with those Eye-talians! Those guys are friggin&#8217; &#8230;. dangerous! What with all that pasta, and tomato sauce &#8212; not to mention <i>pesto<\/i> sauce. Nary a cheese-dog to be found &#8212; where will the anti-American subversion end? Luckily we have the &#8220;withering&#8221; analysis of Little Stevie Wondrous Plaut, who&#8217;s so pro-American that he packed his bags and moved to Israel where he spends his time denouncing the American peace initiative and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.opinionet.com\/article.php?id=1218\">defending<\/a> the extremist-terrorist followers of the late <a href=\"http:\/\/conservativetruth.org\/opinionet\/archives2\/ccsp\/ccsp7.htm\">Meir Kahane<\/a>. Oh, so &#8220;withering&#8221;! <\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s more, as Horowitz breathlessly relates:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;The Saddam site uruknet.info reposts Kurt Nimmo&#8217;s response to Plaut&#8217;s prior evisceration of Nimmo himself for similar raging sympathies for the enemy: &#8216;Steve &#8216;Pinnochio Plaut Is In Need of Seriouus [sic] Therapy.&#8217; Nimmo has apparently been consulting Ahmad al-Qloushi&#8217;s professor in how to deal with arguments you can&#8217;t handle. Nimmo&#8217;s article begins &#8216;It is comforting to read articles by Juan Cole and Justin Raimondo&#8230;&#8217; and descends into further inanity from there. Readers of FrontPage can enjoy and profit from Plaut&#8217;s latest Cole extravaganza in today&#8217;s issue.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It really is a great compliment &#8212; which I&#8217;m sure the hateful Horowitz didn&#8217;t intend &#8212; to be grouped with Professor Cole of the University of Michigan, a scholar and head of the Middle East Studies Association. Cole&#8217;s nuanced analysis, leavened with his characteristic gentleness and plain old common sense, is a bit different from my own shall we say <i>angular<\/i> style, but it&#8217;s interesting how obsessed the War Party is with both of us. I humbly suggest that&#8217;s because we&#8217;re so effective, each in his own way: Antiwar.com has managed to build up a huge audience, and Professor Cole is regularly featured on such programs as PBS&#8217;s &#8220;News Hour&#8221; and cited in newspaper accounts of events in the Middle East. <\/p>\n<p>This has truly been a banner week or two: Antiwar.com has been attacked by all the right neocon nut-jobs! First it was the Trotskyite-turned-Sufi <a href=\"http:\/\/frontpagemag.com\/Articles\/ReadArticle.asp?ID=17310\">Stephen Schwartz<\/a>, defender of Uzbekistan&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/justinlogan.typepad.com\/justinlogancom\/2004\/12\/our_man_in_uzbe.html\">scary dictatorship<\/a> &#8212; then it was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/comments.php?id=P1954_0_1_0\">State Department &#8220;libertarian&#8221; Tom Palmer<\/a>, whose upcoming trip to Iraq on behalf of the newly-installed colonial government is no doubt going to prove a milestone for those who want to blend Shi&#8217;ite theocracy with the insights of Friedrich Hayek, and now the frothy-mouthed Horowitz\/Plaut duo. <\/p>\n<p>A wacko, a weirdo, and a couple of wing-dings: by their enemies shall ye know them. 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