{"id":28110,"date":"2016-12-25T11:57:04","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T19:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/?p=28110"},"modified":"2016-12-25T11:57:04","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T19:57:04","slug":"happy-holidays-from-the-video-asshats-at-your-state-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/happy-holidays-from-the-video-asshats-at-your-state-department\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays From the Video Asshats at Your State Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what better use of taxpayer money and time than for your State Department to make idiotic holiday videos?<\/p>\n<p>Acting like an asshat is something of a State tradition year-round, but these annual videos seek to memorialize it. The very broad theory is that these things &#8220;humanize&#8221; American foreign policy in a way drones do not, and because they get lots of &#8220;clicks,&#8221; prove those foreigners really do love us after all. Of course, lots of people slow down for gory car wrecks, too.<\/p>\n<p>A theme this year is American Embassy staff acting wacky and speaking their host country&#8217;s languages poorly, and thinking that is hilarious. Why, those goofy foreign words! Good thing everybody overseas speak English, amiright? Can anyone imagine a foreign ambassador in the United States going on YouTube and speaking sad, broken English like he&#8217;s Sasha Baron Cohen? Hah, the comedy Christmas Americanski joking time!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s social media and that&#8217;s a good thing, right?<\/p>\n<p>Those who are worried about the loss of respect for America under the coming administration should console themselves knowing there is little left to lose.<\/p>\n<p>The loquacious American ambassador in Seoul:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"520\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-kMQ8_LhUSA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Tokyo, featuring the ambassador dressed as Santa:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"550\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7xuXlpvWw1I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the U.S. Embassy crowd in Manila (skip ahead to about 1:00 for wacky funs):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"550\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8FZpDqLXSyw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Maybe Norway:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"550\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Fk2YY-2rhQE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><i>Peter Van Buren blew the whistle on State Department waste and mismanagement during Iraqi reconstruction in his first book, <\/i><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0805096817\/ref=nosim\/?tag=antiwarbookstore\">We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Iraqi People<\/a><i>. His latest book is <\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ghosts-Tom-Joad-Story-Percent\/dp\/1935462911\/antiwarbookstore\">Ghosts of Tom Joad: A Story of the #99 Percent<\/a><i>. Reprinted from the <a href=\"http:\/\/wemeantwell.com\/blog\/\">his blog<\/a> with permission.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what better use of taxpayer money and time than for your State Department to make idiotic holiday videos? Acting like an asshat is something of a State tradition year-round, but these annual videos seek to memorialize it. 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