{"id":2859,"date":"2006-07-18T21:21:04","date_gmt":"2006-07-19T04:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/18\/the-best-apocalypse-ever\/"},"modified":"2006-07-18T21:21:04","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T04:21:04","slug":"the-best-apocalypse-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/18\/the-best-apocalypse-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Apocalypse Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the IDF <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.salon.com\/0003494\/2006\/07\/15.html\">brings Jesus back<\/a>, I hope he really is the Rambo Messiah of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. And I hope he runs into <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.affbrainwash.com\/genehealy\/archives\/021170.php\">Christopher Hitchens<\/a>. (Hey, I gotta get something out of Armageddon.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the IDF brings Jesus back, I hope he really is the Rambo Messiah of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. And I hope he runs into Christopher Hitchens. (Hey, I gotta get something out of Armageddon.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[676],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-2859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-antiwar-movement"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"meta_box":{"disable_donate_message":"","custom_donate_message":"","subtitle":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2859"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}