{"id":3598,"date":"2007-05-25T16:51:13","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T23:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/25\/wolfowitz-to-head-al-qaeda\/"},"modified":"2007-05-25T16:51:13","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T23:51:13","slug":"wolfowitz-to-head-al-qaeda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/25\/wolfowitz-to-head-al-qaeda\/","title":{"rendered":"Wolfowitz to Head al-Qaeda?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not really, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6743\">a great humor piece from Andy Borowitz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Bush Names Wolfowitz President of al-Qaeda<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Hopes to Undermine Terror Network<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In a bold move to undermine the international terror network, President George W. Bush today named former deputy defense secretary and World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz to be the new president of al-Qaeda.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Wolfowitz, who has no experience running an international terror organization, struck many Washington insiders as an unlikely choice for the al-Qaeda job.<\/p>\n<p>But in a White House ceremony introducing his nominee for the top terror post, President Bush indicated that Mr. Wolfowitz\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s role in planning the war in Iraq and bringing scandal to the World Bank showed that he was \u00e2\u20ac\u0153just the man\u00e2\u20ac\u009d to bring chaos and disorder to al-Qaeda.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6743\"><em><b>more&#8230;<\/b><\/em><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not really, but a great humor piece from Andy Borowitz: Bush Names Wolfowitz President of al-Qaeda Hopes to Undermine Terror Network In a bold move to undermine the international terror network, President George W. Bush today named former deputy defense secretary and World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz to be the new president of al-Qaeda. Mr. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[676],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-3598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-antiwar-movement"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"meta_box":{"disable_donate_message":"","custom_donate_message":"","subtitle":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3598"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=3598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}