{"id":8759,"date":"2010-12-09T12:54:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T20:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/?p=8759"},"modified":"2010-12-09T22:20:01","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T06:20:01","slug":"naomi-wolf-writes-to-interpol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/naomi-wolf-writes-to-interpol\/","title":{"rendered":"Naomi Wolf Writes to Interpol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Julian Assange Captured by World&#8217;s Dating\u00c2\u00a0Police<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dear Interpol:<\/p>\n<p>As a longtime feminist activist, I have been overjoyed to discover your new commitment to engaging in global manhunts to arrest and prosecute men who behave like narcissistic jerks to women they are dating.<\/p>\n<p>I see that Julian Assange is accused of having consensual sex with two women, in one case using a condom that broke. I understand, from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1336291\/Wikileaks-Julian-Assanges-2-night-stands-spark-worldwide-hunt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml\">alleged victims&#8217; complaints to the media<\/a>, that Assange is also accused of texting and tweeting in the taxi on the way to one of the women&#8217;s apartments while on a date, and, disgustingly enough, &#8216;reading stories about himself online&#8217; in the cab.<\/p>\n<p>Both alleged victims are also upset that he began dating a second woman while still being in a relationship with the first. (Of course, as a feminist, I am also pleased that the alleged victims are using feminist-inspired rhetoric and law to assuage what appears to be personal injured feelings. That&#8217;s what our brave suffragette foremothers intended!).<\/p>\n<p>Thank you again, Interpol. I know you will now prioritize the global manhunt for 1.3 million guys I have heard similar complaints about personally in the US alone \u00e2\u20ac\u201c there is an entire fraternity at the University of Texas you need to arrest immediately. I also have firsthand information that John Smith in Providence, Rhode Island, went to a stag party \u00e2\u20ac\u201c with strippers! \u00e2\u20ac\u201c that his girlfriend wanted him to skip, and that Mark Levinson in Corvallis, Oregon, did not notice that his girlfriend got a really cute new haircut \u00e2\u20ac\u201c even though it was THREE INCHES SHORTER.<\/p>\n<p>Terrorists. Go get &#8217;em, Interpol!<\/p>\n<p>Yours gratefully,<br \/>\nNaomi Wolf<\/p>\n<p><em>Naomi Wolf is the author of<\/em> The End of America <em>and <\/em>Give Me Liberty<em>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julian Assange Captured by World&#8217;s Dating\u00c2\u00a0Police Dear Interpol: As a longtime feminist activist, I have been overjoyed to discover your new commitment to engaging in global manhunts to arrest and prosecute men who behave like narcissistic jerks to women they are dating. I see that Julian Assange is accused of having consensual sex with two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":83,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-8759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"meta_box":{"disable_donate_message":"","custom_donate_message":"","subtitle":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/83"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8762,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8759\/revisions\/8762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8759"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.antiwar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=8759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}