How sincere is Walid Jumblatt’s much-hyped conversion to the Bush Doctrine? Well, according to a FrontPageMag article just two months back, Jumblatt told a Saudi daily:

We are all happy when U.S. soldiers are killed [in Iraq] week in and week out. The killing of U.S. soldiers in Iraq is legitimate and obligatory.

Is it conceivable that these days, old Walid is just using a credulous media to manipulate America into doing his dirty work? That he doesn’t mind the prospect of more U.S. soldiers dying – this time in Syria – so that he can spew his syphilitic garbage in an independent Lebanon?

Nah. Can’t be. All is well, warbots. Reality is whatever you need it to be.