In an effort to get to the bottom of this whole Whole Foods matter, I urge you to contact the company through this form and ask why they’re such a bunch of fascists. Be sure to include the fact that you heard they are fascists from Jonah Goldberg, whose forthcoming (?) book is titled Liberal Fascism: The Totalitarian Temptation from Hegel to Whole Foods. Remind them that the “obsession with organic food and environmentalism” is German, i.e., Nazi, in origin.