The Pentagon pours vast sums of money into many
things and it isn't only what you imagine. It's not just weapons and
equipment, nor even technological and scientific research. Don't forget, for
instance, the military money that goes into conferences to talk about carrying
out more technological and scientific research to create more weapons and equipment.
Just recently, Wired Magazine's Danger Room blog reported
that "[l]ast August, the U.S. Army held a three-day conference in Portsmouth,
Virginia, to look at new developments in military science and hardware." And
what was it called? The "2008 Mad Scientist Future Technology Seminar." Seriously!
You can't claim the Pentagon doesn't have a sense of humor.
Last month, with the backing of the
Nation Institute's Investigative Fund, TomDispatch Associate Editor Nick
Turse, author of The
Complex: How the Military Invades Our Everyday Lives, went to another
of the Army's gatherings the 26th Army Science Conference. It wasn't
his first military conference. Last fall, for instance, he checked out the military's
"Joint Urban Operations, 2007" conference to find out how the Pentagon was planning
on fighting wars in the planet's cities for the next century. This time around,
as you'll see, he found the Army's weird science shocking in quite a different
way. So settle back, head for Florida with Turse, and confer with the U.S. Army's
mad scientists. Tom
Future Shock at the Army Science Conference
Eco-Explosives, a Bleeding BEAR, and the Armani-Clad Super Soldier
By Nick Turse
[Research support for this article was provided by the
Investigative Fund at the Nation Institute.]
On paper, every session looked like gold to me.
Technology and the Warfighter. Neuroscience and Its Potential Applications.
Lethality Technologies. Autonomous/Unmanned Systems. (Robots!)
But when I got to the luxury hotel in sunny Orlando, Florida, for
the 26th Army Science Conference, all that potentially glittered,
it often seemed, was nowhere to be found except, perhaps, in the
threads of the unlikeliest of military uniforms.
I expected to hear about nefarious new technologies. To see tomorrow's
killing machines in a dazzling exhibit hall. To learn something about
the Army's secret plans for the coming decades. To be awed or disgusted
by a peek at the next 50 years of war-making.
What I stumbled into, however, seemed more like a cross between
a dumbed-down academic conference and a weekend wealth expo, paired
with an exhibit hall whose contents might not have rivaled those of
a regional auto show. I came away knowing less about the next half
century of lethal technologies than the last eight years of wheel-spinning,
never-winning occupations of foreign lands.
If you didn't know that the Army held its science conference last
month much less that they've been going on biennially since 1957
you can't be faulted. Only a handful of reporters were on the premises,
most of them with small defense industry publications.
Officially, according to its own publicity handout, the conference
was intended "to promote and strategically communicate that the Army
is a high-tech force, enable the public to understand what the Army
S&T [science and technology] community does to support the Soldier,
and enable conference attendees to better appreciate the potential
emerging technologies have to provide disruptive capabilities to our
Soldiers in the future."
In reality, it was a junket for Army civilian personnel, enlisted
troops, and officers, along with academic researchers from top universities,
representatives of defense contractors, a handful of foreign military
folks from across the globe, and, for one day, about 100 grade school
children. It was a chance for the thousand or so attendees to schmooze
and booze, compare notes, and trade business cards.
Don't get me wrong. The military does some striking science and, not surprisingly,
some of the high-tech research presented was nothing short of mind-blowing.
Who knew you could potentially grow a battery for a flashlight or
a truck the way a clam grows a shell? Or that memories in mice can be selectively
erased? But all too often the talks and panels were mind-numbing, leaving plenty
of time for catered breaks, the downing of overpriced drinks, and a chance to
wander through hallways filled with the military/scientific version of those
posters you invariably see at high school science fairs, including the one that
should have won all awards for pure indecipherability:
"Osteomyelitis Treatment with Nanometer-sized Hydroxyapatite Particles
as a Delivery Vehicle for a Ciprofloxacin-bisphosphonate Conjugate; New Fluoroquinolone-bisphosphonate
Derivatives Show Similar Binding Affinity to Hydroxyapatite and Improved Antibacterial
Activity Against Drug-resistant Pathogens."
Then there was the exhibit hall.
A Disembodied Head, a Cobra, and a Bleeding BEAR
With a military budget approaching a trillion dollars, you'd think
at least the exhibits would wow you. No such luck. At the entrance
to the "Coquina Ballroom" was no futuristic space tank, but an old
Cougar a 1970s-vintage general purpose armored vehicle loaned
to the U.S. Army by America's northern neighbors for research purposes.
The first time I passed it, I was heading for a press-only preview
of the latest innovation produced by the Institute for Creative Technologies
an Army-founded and funded center at the University of Southern
up in 1999 "to build a partnership among the entertainment industry,
army and academia with the goal of creating synthetic experiences
so compelling that participants react as if they are real."
The only thing less impressive than the press corps on hand for
that day's unveiling (two slightly rumpled "defense" reporters and
me) was the unveiled itself: an interactive 360-degree, 3D
holographic display. Sure, it sounds impressive, but if, back in 1977,
you saw that fake Princess
Leia hologram in Star Wars, then you're already, in your
imagination, light years ahead of what the military has produced.
In fact, if you caught CNN reporter Jessica Yellin appearing by hologram
from Chicago in Wolf Blitzer's studio on election
night (and you were me), you might have wondered whether you shouldn't
have been attending the latest Cable News Science Conference rather
than this one.
Basically, what I saw was a man sitting behind a curtain while his
head was projected onto a nearby fast-spinning piece of polished metal.
In other words, a black-and-white, three-dimensional, disembodied
head right out of some campy 1950s sci-fi film "spoke" to us via a
perfectly ordinary microphone and speaker set-up. When perfected,
claimed ICT, the technology would be used for 3D visual communication,
3D gestures evidently being considered vastly superior to the 2D variant
on or off the battlefield.
I walked away convinced that Dick Tracy could have done it a lot
better. The only advantage of the current Army system is that it should
be fairly cheap to reproduce now that they know how to do it
since it uses relatively low-tech, off-the-shelf (if modded out) components.
Why they need to do it in the first place isn't so clear.
But hope springs eternal so I headed for the nearby robot exhibits
where a pitchman was touting one upcoming battlefield model in a slightly defensive
fashion: "It's not the T-1000, but we're workin' on it." He was referring, of
course, to the morphing late-model Terminator that tried to take out Arnold
Schwarzenegger (aka model T-101) in Terminator 2.
The sparse audience was noticeably underwhelmed, as his robot lacked
anything approaching a liquid metal structure or even a Schwarzeneggerian
android physique. It was, in fact, a little tracked vehicle resembling
a slightly bulked up, if markedly slower, radio-controlled toy car.
It certainly looked ready for the battlefield of my childhood playroom
floor, where it could have taken on my Milton Bradley-made programmable,
futuristic toy tank, Big
Another nearby 'bot was BEAR the Battlefield Extraction Assist
Robot a four-foot-tall would-be rescue automaton with tank treads.
Its claim to fame seems to be that it can rear up to six feet tall,
with its tracks becoming legs, and walk. Of course, with its
rudimentary teddy bear head, it's likely to crack up friend and foe
alike on any futuristic battlescape.
I'd read about BEAR for years, but had never seen it in person (so
to speak). Not only was it remarkably balky, but it bore a disappointing
lack of resemblance to the renderings
of it on the website of its maker, Vecna Robotics. One of its
pitchmen spent a great deal of time kicking very specific objects
into a very specific position so BEAR could actually lift them
not exactly a battlefield likelihood while another gave an apologetic
spiel explaining the robot's many drawbacks, including its low battery
life. "Obviously, this couldn't go on a battlefield," he said. Soon
after, red liquid began to pool on the floor just beneath the BEAR.
"It bleeds like a human, too," one sarcastic conference-goer remarked
as the robot hemorrhaged hydraulic fluid.
Strapped into a Cobra helicopter gunship simulator actually the
cockpit of an old chopper best known for its service in Vietnam
I was a BEAR-like bust myself. Pilots, I was assured, can pick
up the system within 10 minutes and indeed the woman strapped in when
I got there the self-proclaimed "world's worst video game player"
had just done a serviceable job of "flying" the Cobra and knocking
out three enemy vehicles on its surprisingly low-tech video
game screen. Donning a wired-up flight vest that buzzes your body
whenever your helicopter is drifting, I took a seat at the controls.
My lower brain, the designer assured me, would take over and I'd steer
Not a chance. A "virtual wind" caused the copter to drift and I
fired way too wide at the enemy tank and the mobile missile launcher,
even with the most generous blast-radius imaginable; then I missed
an enemy copter too, which was just getting away when I launched a
second rocket that exploded nowhere nearby but somehow caused it to
erupt in a fireball anyway. My performance was all too pathetic, given
that the simulator struck me as state-of-the-art circa 1997. Humbled
by the chopped-up chopper with Nintendo 64-quality graphics, I wandered
On opening night, I found myself walking in the wake of a French
General who seemed to be everywhere at the conference, with her aide
de camp always in tow. She was drinking red wine (the aide, a
Bud) and their path through a sea of pasta, pork, and turkey-gorging
corporate suits, federally-funded professors, and military men and
women taking advantage of the one-night-only buffet seemed hardly
less aimless than mine.
Still, I pressed on, past a giant orb that looked like a gravitationally-challenged
weather balloon actually, a DSCT or Deployable Satellite Communication
Terminal portable satellite system until I stumbled upon the "Future
Force Warrior," accompanied by Jean-Louis ("Dutch") DeGay, an Army
veteran who serves as a civilian equipment specialist at the U.S.
Army Natick Soldier Research, Development and Engineering Center.
The Armani-Clad Super Soldier
Early in the decade, the Army began promoting the idea of the "Future
Force Warrior" then known
as the "Objective Force Warrior." It was touted as a robo-suit
with on-board computers, advanced armor, and integrated weapons systems
that, when introduced around 2020, would revolutionize land warfare.
The jet-black suit was going to transform every soldier into an advanced
exoskeleton-clad cyborg. The United States would instantly have an
army of high-performance Darth
Vaders, not pathetically human, ground-pounding grunts.
Today, the date for fielding the super-soldier suit has been pushed
to 2030, while the old mock-up, after so many appearances, is starting
to show its age. And it's not even black. The tacky-looking tan
outfit proved a mix of glittery, gold-flecked clingy fabric and plastic
armor pieces with a motocross-like helmet that encapsulates the
whole head and hides the face behind a visor. It would have been laughed
out of the nearest sci-fi convention.
Still, that didn't stop the Army from, once again, formally unveiling
the Future Force Warrior during an afternoon panel discussion, and
touting the project as a great leap forward, an "F-16 on legs concept."
In a corridor behind the scenes, the costumed character was awaiting
his moment to stride out in front of the audience. From far away,
he might have looked almost ready to take on space aliens ? la
Chief from the Halo video games but, close up, he had a nasty
case of static cling and needed an attendant to help keep the suit's
stretchy, shimmery fabric from bunching up at the ankles.
"Nobody's gonna want to take your picture without your helmet on,"
DeGay told the Army's lone costumed character as a woman approached
with a digital camera. The poor staff sergeant inside the suit grimaced.
He had already taken a day's punishment people constantly asking
if the suit was too hot (it is!) or uncomfortable (it is!). "I love
that everybody asks that. Everybody either asks him that or hits him.
That's the two things that always happen," DeGay said with a laugh.
"You were on the ground 20 minutes and somebody hit ya and it was
The super soldier dutifully donned the helmet for the photo. "I've
gotten a lot of requests," said DeGay. "Is he available for parties,
graduations, bar mitzvahs?" A slightly drunk attendee suddenly began
to razz the super-soldier. "How do you feel about the glittery shirt?
Does it make you feel tough?"
DeGay promptly interjected that the suit's sparkly fabric had an
absurd backstory. "We were trying to find replacements. We did a fabric
search and came to find out it's Armani. There were only four yards
left. It's about $320 a yard? This is actually an end roll off Armani
and we took the last five yards of it that exists. And because it's
Armani, we heated it up and dyed it and changed the colors. It's kinda
like taking a big poop on the hood of a Ferrari."
The picture taken, the Army's living plastic-clad prop shifted his
weight and took off his helmet, while DeGay added a final quip. "At
least," he told the sergeant, "you can say for once in your Army career
you wore Armani."
What explosives can do to a human body isn't pretty. After all,
they can turn what once was a foot into an ankle with an unnatural
fleshy stump on the end, or a working eye into a useless perpetual
wink. When you've seen it all up close, it's hard not to shake your
head on first hearing about green explosives, but that's what
the Army's working on.
Don't get me wrong. On some level, there is merit in the work. While
more people are aware of the deleterious health
effects of the depleted uranium (DU) projectiles the U.S. military
now regularly uses in its wars, there are many other types of munitions
whose chemical components, in addition to their destructive purpose,
are dangerous to human health and the environment. Typical would be
RDX (Hexahydro-1, 3, 5-trinitro-1, 3, 5-triazine).
Dr. Betsy Rice, a slight scientist who's worked for the Army for
about 20 years, explained with a twang, "We are tasked with trying
to find replacements for RDX, a conventional explosive that's widely
used. RDX is a neurotoxin and it's a major contaminant of training
grounds, so there is a great need to replace this with something
an environmentally friendly alternative." And to that end, the U.S.
Army Research Laboratory, where she's a research chemist in the Weapons
and Materials Research Directorate, is striving to create the "most
environmentally-friendly explosive product known to man."
The would-be green explosive, polynitrogen, is currently
too unstable to be used, but her lab is hard at work solving that
problem. If you want call it that. Rice doesn't. To her, it's "a really
fun project." Fun and green! It was as if the polynitrogen
project was going to yield clean, cheap energy, instead of maiming
and killing people in an ecologically-friendly way. But nobody seemed
to blink and the conference rolled along.
Top Grunt: We Can't Keep Up With al-Qaeda
Through the four days of the Army Science Conference, two obvious
elephants or were they 800-pound gorillas? inhabited every room,
corridor, and common area: the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. People
regularly talked about both wars without significantly addressing
their impact in terms of science and technology, let alone larger
Post-surge, it was certainly easier for the attendees to discuss
the younger of the two conflicts in which many seemed to take pride,
even though the ongoing, financially ruinous occupation had led to
the deaths of huge numbers of Iraqis. That was, after all, about as
close as the highest tech military on the planet could actually come
to a success story. The formerly successful war in Afghanistan, now
raging into its eighth year, was far more wince-worthy, even though
attendees clearly preferred to look upon it as an upcoming challenge
and, of course, testing ground for Army science and technology
not as a longstanding catastrophe.
But as one panel discussion drew to a close, one of the top-ranking
enlisted men in the Army, a highly decorated veteran of the Global
War on Terror, made a startling admission. He was discussing the typical
pack-laden, weapons-toting, up-armored U.S. soldier "goin' up and
down the mountains of Afghanistan right now." As he pointed out, that
grunt could not haul one more piece of gear. "Nor is there a soldier,"
he continued in a burst of candor, "that, currently configured, can
keep up with al-Qaeda because we're chasing guys that are armed with
AK-47s and tennis shoes."
I asked him later whether it made sense to spend close to $20,000,
the average price today to kit up (as the British might say) a soldier
who can't keep up with the insurgents he is meant to track down. Has
anyone considered, I asked, going back to the $1,900 it cost to outfit
a less encumbered grunt of the Vietnam War era who could, assuredly,
have kept better pace with today's guerillas.
As I learned at this conference, however, questions like these go
nowhere in a big hurry. Instead, he backpedaled quickly, declaring
that, in Afghanistan, "we're gettin' it done." A colleague of the
same rank, and fellow GWOT veteran, quickly jumped in, pointing out
that today's bulky body armor has saved a lot of lives. As for today's
insurgents, he said, "Yeah, I can't run the mountain with them, but
I'll still get them eventually."
The big-picture lesson seemed to be that current Army technology
has made American wars feasible, but interminable. Heavy body armor
has helped keep U.S. combat deaths down to a level acceptable to the
American public; but, of course, the same bulky gear helps ensure
that fast-moving insurgents, who already know the land well, live
to fight another day. And, since the enemy is unlikely to be caught
on foot, U.S. troops become ever more reliant on air or artillery
strikes that are likely to kill civilians in rural Afghanistan and
so recruit more insurgents. The scenario suggested is one that's already
in operation: an endless cycle of American failure and foreign carnage
enabled, implemented, and exacerbated by recent technological innovations.
On paper, advances in Army science and technology research tended
to sound scary and look impressive. In practice, as the 26th Army
Science Conference showed, seeing is believing. I had expected everything
to be big, bad, and bellicose; what I found fit better with what we
already know about the realities of an over-bloated, over-stressed,
over-strained Pentagon. While glossy brochures and programs were festooned
with pictures of the black-clad Future Force Warrior, Army robots,
and dazzling screen shots of video-game-like simulators, these gilded
graphics couldn't obscure the disappointing realities and air of desperation
lurking just below the surface of the conference.
So I left Orlando with more questions than answers when it comes
to the future of the U.S. Army.
Is there any possibility that holography will really revolutionize
Army communications early enough to matter? Or is this just an area
where taxpayers are funding needlessly militarized science projects?
Will the mildly absurd dream of an environmentally-safe explosive
be realized anytime soon? Will the Army's future consist of battalions
of armed Terminators, as many
fear, or will the next generation of robots cost a fortune and
bleed out like BEAR?
What does it say about the U.S. Army when its prototype future super-soldier
models haute couture from a high-priced, glittery foreign fashion
And since Armani's run out of the Army's favorite fabric, does Dolce
& Gabbana have a shot?
Nick Turse is the associate editor of TomDispatch.com. His work
has appeared in many publications, including the Los Angeles Times,
In These Times,
and regularly at TomDispatch. A paperback edition of his first book,
Complex: How the Military Invades Our Everyday Lives (Metropolitan
Books), an exploration of the new military-corporate complex in America,
will be published this spring. His website is Nick
Turse.com. Research support for this article was provided by the
Investigative Fund at the Nation Institute.
Copyright 2009 Nick Turse