But I Wanna Be a Conspiracy Theorist!

Aw shucks, turns out we at Antiwar.com haven’t been conjuring visions of a dark neocon conspiracy, after all. Jim Henley goes super-sleuth on something called Google:

I read a lot of criticisms of neoconservative foreign policy. Been reading them for years, actually, long before the Bush Administration existed. Hey, I’ve written them! While I occasionally see people who use the word “conspiracy” with regard to the neocon influence on Bush Administration policy, I don’t recall actual critics referring to said conspiracy, or Tendency or what-have-you as “shadowy.” There is clearly nothing shadowy about prominent national security intellectuals, prominently published in many cases, holding down high-level government jobs and not infrequently making statements to the media. “Shadowy” itself is a word generally inserted into the discussion by those who smear neocon critics, the better to stigmatize them. I googled “neocon shadoy conspiracy” this evening, and a scan of relevant hits on the first two pages shows that the word “shadowy” is almost always used by smearer of neocon critics rather than a neocon critic. Then I googled Antiwar.com specifically. Of the four hits, not one used the word “shadowy” in relation to “neocon conspiracy.” Then it was off to The American Conservative. No hits at all.

Googling the same site for simply “neocon conspiracy”, the only hit is actually a quote by neoconservative columnist Robert Kagan. Searching the same parameters on Antiwar.com produces 10 pages of hits (imagine!), but none of the ones on the first two pages turn out to be about, well, neocon conspiracies. The word conspiracy is never used to characterize the actions of the neoconservatives in or out of government.

This makes sense. Conspiracies are secret things, and if there’s one thing the PNAC, the Weekly Standard and AEI are not, it’s secret. Even Richard Perle can’t shut his mouth for more than five minutes.

I can still wear a tinfoil hat, right?