White House Meets With Silicon Valley Execs To ‘Disrupt’ ISIS Online

Since our providers and tech makers in Silicon Valley are already deep in bed with the NSA to help spy on us, it should be little surprise that the White House now wants them to climb on board another Bill of Rights busting train and help “disrupt” ISIS online by editing the Internet.

This new strategy is based on the government’s firm belief that the real cause of radicalization is because some suburban kid reads a Tweet and then poof! skips Spring Break for jihad. The idea that the roots of radical actions lie deep and involve complex motivations, including being torqued off at bloodthirsty U.S. foreign policy, meh, let’s blame social media and that damn rock ‘n roll you kids like and use it all as a way to clamp down on political speech the government doesn’t like.

And now, mighty tech giants, you can help.

Silicon Valley executives met with top government officials in a private (of course!) meeting this week to game out strategies to counter Islamic State online. The goal is for technology companies to crack down on ISIS’ social media. See, if Google does it based on government instructions instead of the government doing it directly, it does not technically violate the First Amendment.

According to America’s best newspaper, the UK Guardian, executives from Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Apple, and Microsoft attended along with FBI Director James Comey, NSA Director Mike Rogers, NIA Director James Clapper, Attorney General Loretta Lynch, and White House Chief of Staff Denis McDonough.

The Guardian obtained a copy of the agenda for the meeting, which focuses heavily on the devil’s tool, social media. So here’s how the government thinks ISIS will be defeated online:

a. How can we make it harder for terrorists to leveraging [sic] the internet to recruit, radicalize, and mobilize followers to violence?

b. How can we help others to create, publish, and amplify alternative content that would undercut ISIL?

c. In what ways can we use technology to help disrupt paths to radicalization to violence, identify recruitment patterns, and provide metrics to help measure our efforts to counter radicalization to violence?

d. How can we make it harder for terrorists to use the internet to mobilize, facilitate, and operationalize attacks, and make it easier for law enforcement and the intelligence community to identify terrorist operatives and prevent attacks?

I especially love the bit in Item C about providing “metrics to help measure our efforts to counter radicalization to violence.” Exactly how does one gather metrics to prove a negative, i.e., how many people allegedly don’t join ISIS because of something they read online?

Anyway, as a loyal American myself, and as a public service, I offer the following suggestions:

— Hack each ISIS site so that it includes pop-ups, multiple invitations to sign up for newsletters and take surveys, autoplay videos set to high volume and use banner ads, lots of banner, ads for payday loan places and boner pills. No one will stay long enough to read the ISIS content.

— Include more photos of Kim Kardashian interspersed with the ISIS Twitter feed as a distraction. Offer an hour with Kim (she’s a patriotic gal but maybe not a virgin) for each person who denounces ISIS with an emoticon. :)

— Redirect any ISIS phone numbers to a call center in India with an endless loop of “Press or say 145.89 for customer service” prompts.

— Stop killing Muslims and stop throwing gasoline into Middle East fires, close Guantanamo, have a truth commission expose American torture practices, and realign U.S. foreign policy to stop sucking up to the Saudis as its mainstay.

Peter Van Buren blew the whistle on State Department waste and mismanagement during Iraqi reconstruction in his first book, We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Iraqi People. His latest book is Ghosts of Tom Joad: A Story of the #99 Percent. Reprinted from the his blog with permission.

2 thoughts on “White House Meets With Silicon Valley Execs To ‘Disrupt’ ISIS Online”

  1. Terrorism is a global phenomenon that affect the innocent citizens of the globe. I strongly believe that:

    “Global phenomenon calls for global approach, Collectively We Can Defeat Terrorism”.

    Let the global campaign against terrorism go so much viral both online and offline.

    The following are to be considered as my humble submission:

    – Aggressive Free online courses on Terrorism, Its Effect and Counterterrorism
    – Establishment of Terrorism and Counterterrorism Study Centres
    – Financial aid for studies and research on Terrorism and Counterterrorism
    – Adoption of Multi-Stake Holders Initiative
    – Cyber Monitoring and Security
    – Social Security
    – Education Beyond The Basic
    – Youth Engagement Initiative
    – Mass Media Participation
    Etc.

    1. What a lot of nonsense you are blabbering about.
      “Cyber monitoring”??…..”Mass media participation”??
      Listen Taiwo…….ALL terrorism,… ALL OF IT,…. is directly and indirectly instigated, financed, managed, planned, fomented, etc., by the controlling interests of USA, Israel and UK.
      In their political controlling core these three entities contain 95 percent of all the chaos and destructive militancy on this planet.

      Isis/Daesh/Al-Qaeda/….etc,etc, = Mossad/CIA/MI6/U.S State Department/…etc.

      Your little bulleted list for public distraction and paranoia is farcical and exposes your abject political illiteracy.

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