Breaking: Iranians Don’t Want to Be Bombed

Via NIAC: Believe it or not, neoconservatives still justify attacking Iran by arguing that ordinary Iranians want a U.S. strike so that they can do away with this crummy old regime in Tehran (Jamie Fly of Foreign Policy Initiative and Helle Dale of the Hertiage...

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US-Afghan Night Raids Agreement Will Be Ignored

In order to agree on a security arrangement governing U.S. military presence in Afghanistan post-2014, Kabul has essentially forced the Obama administration to concede two vital sticking points. First, control of Afghan prisons needed to be relinquished to the Kabul...

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Will Obama Admin. Compromise in Iran Talks?

Diplomatic negotiations between the P5+1 and Iran on Tehran's nuclear program begin this Friday. Positions in the talks have been exchanged already, however. Surprisingly, even after the Obama administration spent months resisting calls for war with Iran, Washington's...

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Israel Bars Poet Over Poem

Israel's Interior Ministry has announced that they are banning German Nobel Laureate Gunter Grass from entering Israel, despite the fact that Grass never suggested he wanted to visit in the first place. Termed Germany's "most famous living writer," Grass spawned a...

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Putin Confirms Zombie Creating Superweapon ‘Real’

Unveiled over the weekend and dismissed as an April Fool's Day joke, Russia's announcement of a zombie-creating "superweapon" is all too real, insists Premier Vladimir Putin. The zombification ray is being developed by scientists as a more "politically acceptable"...

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