Nepal: Whom Should I Hate?

King Gyanendra? The rebels? I’m totally adrift on this whole Nepal thing. Guidance, please! Where are the neocons, the neolibertarians, and the liberal internationalists on this one? How am I supposed to tell the good guys from the bad guys if I don’t know which side has the hottest “protest babes“? It’s all so confusing.

Fortunately, Leon Hadar is leading the way on this matter, making the sort of baseless but bold associations (Nepalese Maoists –> Hugo Chavez –> Iran) we need in order to act decisively.