Descartes with an M-16

An American soldier explains his concern for Iraqi “hearts and minds” to a Western journalist:

I asked my escort Specialist Jack Craig, a military policeman from Minnesota, how he correlated the “strike first” directive with the US military’s current policy of attempting to win the “hearts and minds” of the local population.

“Actually, I see ‘hearts and minds’ as a tactical doctrine. To me, it means that’s where we should aim first,” said Craig. “Shoot them in the body or in the head, but just make sure you shoot them first.”

From his humourless expression, I presumed that he wasn’t joking.