I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Omigod! Are you ready for this shocking announcement from Steven Plaut trumpeted in his latest screed on David Horowitz’s Frontpage? Okay, here goes:

“We counted 14,400 web pages in which the names Juan Cole and Justin Raimondo appear together.” [emphasis in original]

Oh, the horror! The horror! And I have even worse news for Plaut: both my name and David Horowitz’s appear on at least that many web pages!

Wowee zowee! Somebody call 911!

I have an explanation, though, that might calm Plaut’s shattered nerves: you see, Stevie m’boy, there’s this thing we call the “Internet” …