Long-Tailed Cats in a Room Full of Rockers

From Reuters:

    A five-hour security scare at the U.S. House of Representatives Rayburn office building on Friday was likely triggered by noise made by construction workers, police said.
    “The cause of the loud sound appears to have come from construction workers in the area during the course of their routine work,” said Capitol police spokeswoman Kimberly Schneider.

Iraqi officials must be gasping from laughter.