My Latest Terrorist Tendencies

I was subwaying into Washington last night when I learned of a grave new terrorist peril. The train’s driver kept repeating, “For safety and security reasons, please do not take pictures or video recordings of Metro trains and buses.”  He recited this core...

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Al Qaeda wants the U.S. to stay in Iraq

Like the Republicans, al Qaeda is in desperate shape. Just as George Bush Jr. insists that US forces must stay in Iraq because the Terroristsâ„¢ are there and want them out, the "foreign fighter jihadist types" need the American presence to fight. Without the...

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Rummy and the Markets

The markets react to the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld: US Stocks End Higher After Rumsfeld News Military Contractors' Shares Fall on News of Rumsfeld Resignation Hmmm.....

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Throw Condi on a Plane

Okay, Rumsfeld is out, Cheney is in his cave, here's what you do: Put the worst secretary of State since Colin Powell on a plane to Tehran. Have her tell them that we will leave Iraq and shut up about their enrichment of uranium to 3.6% for their electricity program...

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