Rumsfeld bans all recording devices in Iraq

After the unfortunate attack on a wedding party in Iraq by the U.S., and the surfacing of actual video footage showing the wedding, Donald Rumsfeld announced this morning that camcorders, digital or not, are prohibited from now on during any kind of celebration, including weddings, birthday parties and anniversaries.

“We ask that the people of Iraq refrain from using camcorders of any kind and/or regular cameras as well.” Stated Donald Rumsfeld in a televised press conference in Iraq, “The attack on that party was legitimate. These were people that planned attacks on us. Sure they have weddings too. However, the surfacing of the videotapes showing the wedding party makes it very hard for us to seem like the good guys. So from this point on, all recording devices are prohibited.”

Read the rest at the Daily Farce…

Really, I feel sorry for the satirists. This is pretty funny, but it’s too close to the truth.